NORDEN SATW
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rainbowrivercollectiveOMOMGOMG I haven't talked about this ship in so long but I'm still DEEPLY in love with it.
1) Norway would make Denmark go to church every Sunday and Denmark would complain and drag his feet about it until Norway promises to buy him drinks after.
2) Norway didn't know how to ride a bike until Denmark forced him to learn as payback for all the nature desensitization
3) Denmark would play with Norway's hair all the time he's just constantly pulling his curls to watch them spring back into place.
4) REALLY drunk Denmark being super clingy with Norway to the point that he forgets that Norway is right next to him and complains about wanting to be with his boyfriend. (Norway has to keep tapping his shoulder to remind Denmark that he's *right there*)
1) Norway would make Denmark go to church every Sunday and Denmark would complain and drag his feet about it until Norway promises to buy him drinks after.
2) Norway didn't know how to ride a bike until Denmark forced him to learn as payback for all the nature desensitization
3) Denmark would play with Norway's hair all the time he's just constantly pulling his curls to watch them spring back into place.
4) REALLY drunk Denmark being super clingy with Norway to the point that he forgets that Norway is right next to him and complains about wanting to be with his boyfriend. (Norway has to keep tapping his shoulder to remind Denmark that he's *right there*)
More Hetalia Rambles
Jan. 21st, 2026 07:59 amrainbowrivercollectiveRandom Hetalia HC's
1) I think America WOULD be some kind of non-human... just a vibe I get from him honestly (the vibe is projection) obviously he would be Eagle and Bison kin because... you know... America. but I also think he would be Freedom kin & Justice kin :3 rawr. I think he would have phantom wings and talons and he would eat a ton of fish.
2) Can we make Canada an ESSA user already? I don't have any more for this just putting it out there and y'all figure it out.
3) France has toxoplasmosis.
4) Germany would have severe Contamination OCD and America would have religious moral scrupulosity OCD... and when America is like obviously struggling Germany just peer reviews him and tells him to get checked out and America is like "No I think I'd know if I had OCD" and iyhf3oihf2h I need you guys to understand what I'm getting at...
5) Japan would have a deep relationship with the Animal Crossing games.
1) I think America WOULD be some kind of non-human... just a vibe I get from him honestly (the vibe is projection) obviously he would be Eagle and Bison kin because... you know... America. but I also think he would be Freedom kin & Justice kin :3 rawr. I think he would have phantom wings and talons and he would eat a ton of fish.
2) Can we make Canada an ESSA user already? I don't have any more for this just putting it out there and y'all figure it out.
3) France has toxoplasmosis.
4) Germany would have severe Contamination OCD and America would have religious moral scrupulosity OCD... and when America is like obviously struggling Germany just peer reviews him and tells him to get checked out and America is like "No I think I'd know if I had OCD" and iyhf3oihf2h I need you guys to understand what I'm getting at...
5) Japan would have a deep relationship with the Animal Crossing games.
Agere America Hetalia Ramblings
Jan. 21st, 2026 07:36 amrainbowrivercollectiveI'm sorry but I've had age regressor America on the brain...
1st I think he would both involuntarily regress and his regression would be like a return to the 1700's and would be a response to the neglect he suffered through because of England. In this headspace he would probably have more puritanical ideas and would be more like... scared & meek. He would definitely want to cling onto the closest mature figure for comfort and security.
2nd when he's voluntarily regressing I feel like he would try to make a new childhood for himself that's based on more modern stuff, I think he would enjoy a mix of media from between the 50's-90's and maybe the early 2000's as well. I think he would be the type to love to play outside and stuff too because well... he's America.
1st I think he would both involuntarily regress and his regression would be like a return to the 1700's and would be a response to the neglect he suffered through because of England. In this headspace he would probably have more puritanical ideas and would be more like... scared & meek. He would definitely want to cling onto the closest mature figure for comfort and security.
2nd when he's voluntarily regressing I feel like he would try to make a new childhood for himself that's based on more modern stuff, I think he would enjoy a mix of media from between the 50's-90's and maybe the early 2000's as well. I think he would be the type to love to play outside and stuff too because well... he's America.